Iggy Azalea Homophobic?
reads Iggy Azalea's homophobic comment on Twitter
-makes bag of popcorn-
waits for sh**storm to happen
Crash
-driving with a hot lesbian-
Me: I don't think I know that song, can you sing it?Her(laughing): Noooo, I only sing drunk and in the shower!
Me(smiling at her): I like both of those things.
-I almost crash into the back of a VW-
Chapters
I love Chapters.
the slightly emo coffee house music
the overly priced nick-nacks arranged just so
reading 1/10th of 8 books in 45 minutes
the smell of espresso
you can find me in the humour section with my eyes closed
smelling the pages
Ladies:
You only own what you protect.
your time
your body
your life
Of course
I'll share with you
I'll give to you
but don't confuse my generosity with weakness
modesty is sexy as f***
and so is knowing your own value
One for you Glen Coco!
I mailed my awesome friend a painting and she got it in the mail today!
It was this one:
If I die
1. Smash my computer. And phone. Please God.
2. Whoever ate the box of cookies and blamed me when I was four
ADMIT IT ALREADY
It wasn't me. I'm dead. I would tell you by now.
4. I want you all to know....(big breathe) I'm a lesbian.
3. Sister, I did eat the head off your Easter Bunny though when I was 5. Sorry about that.
Oh s***, you already knew that.
Neeeevermiiiiiind
Neeeevermiiiiiind
5. Mom, please don't open my dresser. Just light it on fire.
I had a good time! So should you.
7. There is an envelope of skill testing questions about my dog taped to the bottom of my bed. Whoever gets the most right gets to have her.
.....ok so I may have thrown in some Taylor Swift Trivia also....
8. If you bury me in pants, I will haunt you.
9. Brother, thanks for letting me nap on your shoulder in the car during my childhood. You rule.
10. Dad, "That's all she wrote!"
