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More press about my brother's movie!!!
so freaking rad
he's the coolest

awwyouuuuuuu

*he sends me an eggplant emoticon (.....it's our thing.....I will explain one day....haha....)

Me: Hey!!!
Him: Hey! How's it going?
Me: Good!!!!
Him: Wow you seem happier than last time I texted you
Me: Hottest girl ever asked me out today!
Him: You asked yourself out?!?  


awwwww haha
you.

Winning Wednesday

Me(whispering): Did you get my text?
Him(my best friend looks up from his lunch): Hmm?
-he checks his phone and smiles-
Me: She's SO gorgeous (I dramatically fan myself with my hand)
-he laughs-
Him: When's your date?

aghhHHhhhhhh. that is all.

I'm experiencing what feels like 
NEVER. ENDING. WINTER.
Honestly you guys. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
I need sun.
I need sand.
I neeeeed to frolic down a beach in a tiny piece of fabric. 
Let's just say I'm on my third pair of winter gloves. That's how long this winter has been.
Yesterday, I was typing and my knuckle spilt open.
Ya.
lately I have been fantasizing many hours a day about a situation that resembles this:
(please duly note how they are wearing t-shirts)
a girl can dream

dog dog dog

Him: You are kinda blog famous, eh?
Me: Mostly my dog is hahaha
Him: Really?
Me: My Instagram feed is like:
dog dog dog
funny lesbian post
dog dog dog
selfie!
dog dog dog dog 
funny lesbian post
the one adult meal I will cook this month
political lesbian post
good hair day!
funny lesbian post
dog dog dog dog
crazy morning hair
dog dog dog


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