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-hanging out with some friends-

Him: I like your hair
Me: Thanks!
Him: Why don't you dye it brown?
Me: Why?
Him: Just for a change
Me: I don't know...I like it blonde
Him: Have you ever had it dark before?
Me: Ya, when I was modelling
-he takes a sip of beer-
Me(shrugging): One day I'll be pregnant and I'll stop dying it because of the chemicals.

*A fancy SUV stops beside me at the red light and rolls down the passenger window*
The Mom: Hi, are you ok?
Me(flustered as this has never happened to me before): Hi! My car just stopped for no reason....I think I might be out of gas
-A little girl sits in the passenger seat and I hop into the back seat. It's covered in Valentine's Day chocolates and a raffle ticket bucket. The whole car smells like vanilla lip gloss-
The Mom: You ran out of gas in a dangerous neighbourhood!
Me: Ya....
The Mom: That is the middle of the hood. Drug addicts and gangs
-we drive to a gas station and then back to my car-
After I fill my car up with the red jerrycan I run back to their SUV
Me(gushing): Thank you guys SO much...you are my angels
The Mom(smiling at the little girl): We are Valentine's Day angels

There are 2 types of people I don't trust:
A. People who don't like puppies
B. People who don't like chocolate
What is wrong with you?!

Him: Oooooooo! I like what you're doing
-he points to the artwork I am working on-
Him: Look I'm in the newspaper!
Me: Awwwww! Wow!
-he puts his head on mine in happiness-
Him: They called me "a hoot!"
Me: Haha! Pretty much the best compliment there is! Let me take a pic!
-he skips off-