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just realized that gay mail would be called gmail   

random thought of the day haha

*we lean over the newspaper article together, forks suspended mid bite*

The article is titled "First Date Tips"

Me(reading aloud): Number four, slowly reveal your quirks

-we look at each other knowingly and burst out laughing-

Him(mischievous "meh" face): I prefer to just throw everything at the wall and see what sticks!

The real secret is to draw a moustache on your face in lipstick ala Kate Moss.

Works all the time, 50% of the time.

My brother's movie is in the Hollywood Reporter!!!!!!

Sooooooo coooooool!!!!

sooooooooo excited I got a stationary bike!
I named it "Clive the endorphin maker!"

Take that winter! Ha!

Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of women quite like the words "bathing suit"

So, thank you Victoria Secret!

For making bikini shopping not a completely terrifying experience. 

I don't always randomly mail my friends gifts.

But when I do, I make sure it looks super gay.