Apples Vs. Bananas/ Sexual Preference
Watched this interesting video on Youtube tonight about "sexual preference" and "food preference" and how both are "genetic preferences". Aka not really choice but simply how we are born.
She goes on to explain how she doesn't like bananas. At all.
99.9999% of the time she would choose an apple.
.....I also don't like bananas. I like apples. A lot.
But I LOVE banana bread. If it's gluten free. And peanut free. And preferably dairy free. And preferably fed to me by Penelope Cruz.... on a boat.....somewhere tropical.....a girl can dream
So check out the video. Let me know what you guys think.
It's really good. But not as good as this photo.
*sigh*
such a babe
Morning glory
-lady gets into elevator with me-
Me(friendly): Hey! I haven't seen you in a while!
Her:...sorry I don't recognize you......
Me: Oh I used to see you in the mornings
Her(condescending): Oh, you have that huge scary white dog
Me(trying not to laugh): She is super chill....you should come over and meet her some day!
Her(snarky): I don't think so.
Me(friendly): Hey! I haven't seen you in a while!
Her:...sorry I don't recognize you......
Me: Oh I used to see you in the mornings
Her(condescending): Oh, you have that huge scary white dog
Me(trying not to laugh): She is super chill....you should come over and meet her some day!
Her(snarky): I don't think so.
Yaaaassssss. Born killer.
Might snuggle you to death.
Four Things I Wish I had Known Before Coming Out
heeeey
so, you've finally figured out that you don't want to BE Taylor Swift
You want to date her.
Congratulations!
You are gay!
Here are the four things I wish I had known before coming out:1. It won't define you. You have many attributes! Humor, artistry, really bad kitchen dancing skills that no one will witness but your dog! Being gay is part of every gay person's life but not their whole being.
2. Not everyone will like it. But for the most part you won't hear from those folks. They will just slowly fade from your life. And you will find yourself with really close friends because you can finally let your guard down.
3. It turns out being gay is actually "a thing" now.....I'm not sure when it became cool.....or maybe now I only hang out with people who think it's cool. But it seems to be the thing to be. WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS BEFORE?! GAH!
4. You will come out of the closet over and over and over and over. Unless I go and shave ALL my hair off. Which personally will never happen. Because me without hair would probably be semi-terrifying. Plus I like being "feminine". And I don't have to revoke that because I date women. I once shaved off 1/4th of it and it didn't help. Point being, no one assumes I am gay. Therefore "coming out" happens at least twice a week. Luckily it gets less and less awkward. Because also, one of the things I wish I had known before coming out is that you get tougher.
purveyor of quirky
*we are both single*
-I check out his Buddha collection. He picks up my right hand and looks at my ring-
Me: Do you wear any rings?
Him(joking): Only my wedding ring. She doesn't mind if I make out with other women though.
Me(laughing): Haha oh ya? That's...very progressive of her!
Him(laughing): I'm so weird.
-I check out his Buddha collection. He picks up my right hand and looks at my ring-
Me: Do you wear any rings?
Him(joking): Only my wedding ring. She doesn't mind if I make out with other women though.
Me(laughing): Haha oh ya? That's...very progressive of her!
Him(laughing): I'm so weird.
his quirkiness is actually one of my favourite things about him
and sense of humour
a pretty irresistible combo
Paying it forward
Sooooooo since the other day when a stranger and a young girl:
1. saved me when I ran out of gas and drove me to a gas station
2. didn't abduct or murder me
3. actually became my friends
1. saved me when I ran out of gas and drove me to a gas station
2. didn't abduct or murder me
3. actually became my friends
I spent today doing things for other people.
There is some mystical karma in my life that consistently protects me.
And when it shows itself the least I can do is pay it forward.
(below photo: the story of my life haha thank you guardian angel!)
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