Ding
*we get in the elevator*
Me: So, how's your teddy bear jacket treating you?
(re this: http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/11/vegan-teddybear.html)
Her(gesturing to her fur jacket): It's quite warm!
Me: I meant your purple one
Her: Wow! You have a good memory!
Me: Oh, I design clothes for a living
Her(smiling): I remember running into you dressed as superwoman!
Me: Haha! I totally forgot about that!
Her: I didn't!
Me: So, how's your teddy bear jacket treating you?
(re this: http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/11/vegan-teddybear.html)
Her(gesturing to her fur jacket): It's quite warm!
Me: I meant your purple one
Her: Wow! You have a good memory!
Me: Oh, I design clothes for a living
Her(smiling): I remember running into you dressed as superwoman!
Me: Haha! I totally forgot about that!
Her: I didn't!
the elevator doors open
Friends everywhere!
*Checking out Iphones
Him(rocking the man bun with shaved sides, thick accent): We have the same haircut!
Me: Totally! Haha!
Him: Do you use Siri?
Me: No I tried it once on my old phone but it didn't really work
Him: Oh hunny, it works now! Even with my accent! You can ask it anything! Siri, how old is Cameron Diaz?
-Siri female robot voice chimes in-
Me: Haha! You are awesome!
Him: YOU are awesome!
I make friends everywhere lol
Puppybowl!!!
You guys!
There SHOULD be a Puppybowl!
I would totally watch that! Labs Vs. Poodles!
Half time show: Grumpy Cat.
Done!
Orientation
As long as I am being a good person and genuine it shouldn't matter who I am dating. The people who matter the most know I am an individual person separate from who I am in a relationship with.
And my sexual orientation isn't the only glue in a real friendship.
The Lesbian Dates A Dude. Season 1, Episode 1. Prepare for disaster/potential awesome
Her: what did you do last night?
Me: hung out with a friend
Her: ....you have a weird expression on your face
Me: ....uhmm. I think I might be dating him...
Her(laughing): you do realize he is a man?
Me: Haha, yes. I did notice....I like him. We get along really well and he's nice to me
Her: So, it's like.... you are dating a person....and not a gender?
Me: hung out with a friend
Her: ....you have a weird expression on your face
Me: ....uhmm. I think I might be dating him...
Her(laughing): you do realize he is a man?
Me: Haha, yes. I did notice....I like him. We get along really well and he's nice to me
Her: So, it's like.... you are dating a person....and not a gender?
oui. so it seems.
I decided when I moved and started this blog last June that I would live a 100% true life.
It's a promise to myself I take very seriously.
I'm not ashamed of anything I've done. Ever. Including this.
I spent 5 YEARS hiding my romantic relationships with women.
(the amount of effort it took to keep this secret was quite immense, in hindsight I reeeeaaaaally should have not given a damn and should have been like, "HEY! MEET MY PARTNER! TOTAL BABE, AMIRIGHT?!)
It's a promise to myself I take very seriously.
I'm not ashamed of anything I've done. Ever. Including this.
I spent 5 YEARS hiding my romantic relationships with women.
(the amount of effort it took to keep this secret was quite immense, in hindsight I reeeeaaaaally should have not given a damn and should have been like, "HEY! MEET MY PARTNER! TOTAL BABE, AMIRIGHT?!)
People do actually get struck by lighting sometimes haha
....so, I guess me dating this guy fits into that category.
And, lastly, I would like to point out that there are a lot of letters in LGBTQ.
Soooo, I'm going to see how this goes.
Because I want to.
Later we can classify this together!
Under either "Romantic tragedy/hilarious mistakes that make good dinner party stories"
or
"How I met your mother!"
Because I want to.
Later we can classify this together!
Under either "Romantic tragedy/hilarious mistakes that make good dinner party stories"
or
"How I met your mother!"
Dance all night
So, I'm off to get my car from Earl's where I left it at the witching hour.
I'm taking a cab instead of walking because:
1. I'm super sore from dancing all night at a 4 floor art party
2. It's INSANELY cold out
I actually really enjoy my ritual car-retrieving walks with Bettie(ma puppy) because:
1. It's nice to be outside. I seriously love these walks in the summer. Love.
2. Exercise is good for the noggin
3. I feel less guilty about the debauchery if I work out haha
Which is why I go to the gym every Sunday
