Afraid to shower
*Texting with my next door neighbour about the E coli water scare
Him: Did you boil your water?
Me: Ya, thanks. You?
Him: Partttaaaayyyy
Me: Where? Your place is so quiet. Is it a party for the deaf?
Him: Ya man, I'm going to buy some bottled water and watch the new Louis CK special
Me: oooOOOooooo for realz? Can I come? I'm partially deaf! And since it's not safe to shower(is it safe to shower?!) and I've watched all of season 4 of Girls
Him: Ya sure I will let you know when I'm back. I'm sure it's safe to shower though
Him: Did you boil your water?
Me: Ya, thanks. You?
Him: Partttaaaayyyy
Me: Where? Your place is so quiet. Is it a party for the deaf?
Him: Ya man, I'm going to buy some bottled water and watch the new Louis CK special
Me: oooOOOooooo for realz? Can I come? I'm partially deaf! And since it's not safe to shower(is it safe to shower?!) and I've watched all of season 4 of Girls
Him: Ya sure I will let you know when I'm back. I'm sure it's safe to shower though
....you guys, if I die please rescue me but don't look, ok?
Epic New York Storm
So I was supposed to be in New York for work right meow
(because I have the greatest job ever ever ever!)
but the trip got postponed last minute
and New York is in a total state of panic right now
because of this epic snowstorm which is going to be the worst in history
(not even a hyperbole, thats what the meteorologists say)
anyways, my Mom texted me today and was like
"You know, you actually have a guardian angel haha you always narrowly escape disaster"
She is 100% right about that.
...like the time I accidentally rented an apartment in the LA ghetto
(they said there was a park...on google it has a rowboat on it.....they didn't mention is was a crack-park, ok?)
and my landlord turned out to be a big time porn director
and the poet upstairs started leaving creepy poems under my door at 3am
and there were cockroaches
and I almost got abducted by a truck full of scary men
but I ran and hid behind a house
or the time in New York when my roommate got antibiotic resistant flesh eating disease
I'm not even making this stuff up you guys haha
so, whatever/whoever keeps saving me.....
This is for you:
(please ignore my adam's apple....meh.)
Boys will be boys
*hanging out with my friend*
Me: Hmmm do you have any lip chap?
Him(mischievous grin):....only on my lips
-we both laugh-
Me: Hmmm do you have any lip chap?
Him(mischievous grin):....only on my lips
-we both laugh-
boys will be boys.
Pantalones
*texting*
Me: Laundry, shower, chilling, you?
Him: Chillin. Defending socks from dog. Laundry. Not wearing pants.
Apparently I know no one who wears pants at home.
Sunday Funday Video
:)
finally kicked the flu(fist pump)
stoked to go see friends!
