Top 25 Posts Of 2014!
Top 25 Posts Of 2014
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1. Lesbian guide to Montreal:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/lesbian-guide-to-montreal.html
2. The Parisian Way: Following Love
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/what-its-like-being-lesbian-in-dress.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/orange-is-new-brandy.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/tinder-vs-plenty-of-fish-notes-from.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/i-knew-i-loved-you-when.html
7. Pastiche Not Pistachio
8. Tchaikovsky You Rascal
9. I crashed the NYE Party
10. Lesbian Santa Letter
11. More glitter, not cowbell
12. Shaved My Head! (lesbian haircuts for everyone!)
13. This interview is so gay
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14. At the cocktail party
15. French kiss
16. Pork, Rainbow Balloons, And One Sexy Girlfriend
17. Lesbian Witchcraft
18. It got better
***aaaaaand this happened
19. You are free
20. Snow storm in June
21. Love her
22. Lesbian sex ISN'T "real" sex
23. How love works
24. They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
25. Girl Crush
Eternal love
-via email-
Me(*mostly joking): If you bring me Neocitran you will earn my eternal love
Neighbour guy: That sounds cheap. I like it!
Me: Hahaha you are funny
-hours later-
Neighbour guy: Hanging on your door handle. I'm awesome
Me: Thank you
Neighbour guy: No love?
Me: You are the awesome sauce
Neighbour guy: I only expect you to love me forever in return with a passion that supersedes any girlfriend past, present, or that you may have in the future
Me(*mostly joking): If you bring me Neocitran you will earn my eternal love
Neighbour guy: That sounds cheap. I like it!
Me: Hahaha you are funny
-hours later-
Neighbour guy: Hanging on your door handle. I'm awesome
Me: Thank you
Neighbour guy: No love?
Me: You are the awesome sauce
Neighbour guy: I only expect you to love me forever in return with a passion that supersedes any girlfriend past, present, or that you may have in the future
haha. this guy.
Under the seat
Me: I found a bottle of wine under the passenger seat of my car today
Her: Haha! Nice! So, have you and your ex spoken yet?
Me: No she won't talk with me. She's vanished. Maybe she's hiding under the seat too!
I put my head under the table
Me: Oh hey! How's it going girl?!
-she laughs-
-she laughs-
you know guys, some beautiful things, they just don't last
Designing clothes in Beverly Hills
-Los Angeles-
I scan down the list in the phonebook as a waif-like blonde flitters through the office like a beautiful Prada monarche butterfly
I dial out and wait
Man(Mexican accent): Hello?
Me: Hi! Do you have (insert rare and exotic animal)
Him: .....ummmm... un momento por favor...(distant Spanish yelling)
Him: Come today?
Me: Yes, I will be there in the next hour
I scan down the list in the phonebook as a waif-like blonde flitters through the office like a beautiful Prada monarche butterfly
I dial out and wait
Man(Mexican accent): Hello?
Me: Hi! Do you have (insert rare and exotic animal)
Him: .....ummmm... un momento por favor...(distant Spanish yelling)
Him: Come today?
Me: Yes, I will be there in the next hour
I hop into my boss's car and drive to east LA
Hair flying in the open wind of the sunroof
People trying to sell me chopped up mangoes
Chaotic swirling traffic as my arms tan in the sun
Chaotic swirling traffic as my arms tan in the sun
Plaid
*shopping with the girl I'm dating*
-I pull out a long plaid skirt-
Me(joking): Ohhhmygosh I should totally wear this and be soooo gay
-She pulls out a super short version of the same plaid skirt-
Her: We could match!
-I hold the skirt up to myself-
Me: I'm a laayyyyydaaayyy!
Her(laughing): Lesbian laaaadies!
-I pull out a long plaid skirt-
Me(joking): Ohhhmygosh I should totally wear this and be soooo gay
-She pulls out a super short version of the same plaid skirt-
Her: We could match!
-I hold the skirt up to myself-
Me: I'm a laayyyyydaaayyy!
Her(laughing): Lesbian laaaadies!
we are way too cute
Phantom Flu
I have the "phantom flu". It's here and then it's gone and then it's back again and then it's gone. I just want to be like, "SHOW YOUR FACE!"
