Dyke the halls
Dyke the halls with cats a merry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pretend to be straight to appease Uncle Larry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Eggnog and rum so we get feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the denim vests before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Skrillex haircuts always a plus
Faaaaa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell you of rainbow treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Gatheround in our hipster glasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, queers and lasses!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous all in leather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tie me to Megan Fox with a tether
Fa-la-la-la-la, laaaaa-laaaaa-laaaa-laaaaaa!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pretend to be straight to appease Uncle Larry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Eggnog and rum so we get feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the denim vests before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Skrillex haircuts always a plus
Faaaaa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell you of rainbow treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Gatheround in our hipster glasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, queers and lasses!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous all in leather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tie me to Megan Fox with a tether
Fa-la-la-la-la, laaaaa-laaaaa-laaaa-laaaaaa!
Pet friendly
If you don't like dogs maybe you shouldn't live in a pet friendly building.
Also if you don't like my dog there is no hope for you.
She is giant marshmallow with a tail.
The 100
I am becoming part of my futon for 3 reasons:
1. The TV show "The 100" on Netflix
2. Winter
3. Bettie(my dog) lets me use her as a pillow
Literally all I did this weekend was go out for brunch with my lovely lesbian friend, go to the gym twice, and watch like 20 episodes of that show.
I can't help it. It's good!
And actually I know a few of the actors from when I was working in costumes onset in Vancouver....which is perfect because I never watch scary movies and if I wasn't randomly reminded that I know the actors I probably wouldn't be able to sleep haha
The 5 lesbian haircuts
This morning over delicious non-vegan* gasp* brunch (thats's right people we aren't all vegan! aaaamazing!) my most excellent lesbian friend informed me about the 5 lesbian haircuts.
Too good not to share!
P.s. I am not-so-slowly becoming OBSESSED with poached eggs! What sorcery is this!? Bah!
1. The dandy/Beiber
(quiiiiiite dapper!)
ammiright?
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
2. Assymetrical long in front
.....or long in back(aka side mullet)
3. One side shaved
4. Both sides shaved with top bun
(this is a fancy swirly one but usually it's like this but just a plain bun)
(p.s. babe alert!)
5. The rooster( I don't know what this is actually called but I keep seeing it on lesbians leading to me believing it is "a lesbian thing")
Too good not to share!
P.s. I am not-so-slowly becoming OBSESSED with poached eggs! What sorcery is this!? Bah!
1. The dandy/Beiber
(quiiiiiite dapper!)
ammiright?
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
2. Assymetrical long in front
.....or long in back(aka side mullet)
3. One side shaved
(oh heyyyy it's me!)
(this is a fancy swirly one but usually it's like this but just a plain bun)
(p.s. babe alert!)
Bend And Snap
Me: How's it going?
Him: I hurt my back at dance class
Me: Were you doing the bend and snap?
-I demonstrate-
Him: I wish!
My flatlock brings all the seams to the yard
My flatlock brings all the seams to the yard
And their like
It's better than yours
And damn right it's coverstitch on knits
I can lap seam
But I have to charge
And their like
It's better than yours
And damn right it's coverstitch on knits
I can lap seam
But I have to charge
