The Plus Side
There is a plus side to everything in life.
For example, I burnt the crap out of my omelette this morning. But the air in my apartment looks smokey and badass like a Vampire Weekend music video.
If I had a cat
If I had a cat I would never wear pants
I would just walk around like this:
new friends!
Me: I took soup to a friend. She's really sick.
Him: Nice! Where did you guys meet?
Me: On Tinder.
Him: Whaaaa? You are back on Tinder?!
Me: It's the only way to meet other lesbians! I am *invisible*!
-he looks disapprovingly at his drink-
Me: Dude, I look so straight that when I am on dates with women other lesbians come over and ask my date out. True story.
Him: Nice! Where did you guys meet?
Me: On Tinder.
Him: Whaaaa? You are back on Tinder?!
Me: It's the only way to meet other lesbians! I am *invisible*!
-he looks disapprovingly at his drink-
Me: Dude, I look so straight that when I am on dates with women other lesbians come over and ask my date out. True story.
It would probably help if I stopped wearing my one piece glittery bodysuit on first dates.
dating this awesome chick
-driving-
Her: Tomorrow, can we stop at the fabric store?
Her friend: Why?
Her(super excited): I want to make a quilt with cats on it!
Her: Tomorrow, can we stop at the fabric store?
Her friend: Why?
Her(super excited): I want to make a quilt with cats on it!
haha
explosion of cuteness.
explosion of cuteness.
can't stop won't stop
-texting-
Me: It's all good to me. People should do what feels right for them
Her: #truth lol
Me: #totes
Her: #howlongcanweusehashtagsinaconvo
Me: #cantstopwontstop
Her: #bahaha
