Dear Soulmate
Dear Soulmate,
Where are you?!
Do you exist?
I hope you didn't die in a surfing calamity.
Or a fire.
Or a tragic juggling accident.
Maybe we live mere blocks from each other but never cross paths because one of us hits the green light while the other hits the red.
Several times I thought I saw you from a distance but when I got up close I saw your face had changed.
Please find me before I am old and wrinkley (I guesstimate you have about 80 years left).
You will recognize me when you see me as I always wear my heart on my sleeve.
Love Brandy
Where are you?!
Do you exist?
I hope you didn't die in a surfing calamity.
Or a fire.
Or a tragic juggling accident.
Maybe we live mere blocks from each other but never cross paths because one of us hits the green light while the other hits the red.
Several times I thought I saw you from a distance but when I got up close I saw your face had changed.
Please find me before I am old and wrinkley (I guesstimate you have about 80 years left).
You will recognize me when you see me as I always wear my heart on my sleeve.
Love Brandy
giiivemeea*G*! givemeaan*A*! givemeaa*Y*!
Her: Your haircut looks awesome! That took balls to shave your head!
Me: Compared to telling 500 people you are gay...that really wasn't too bad! haha
Hope this inspires anyone hiding in their closet. Closets are for high heels. Not people.
Me: Compared to telling 500 people you are gay...that really wasn't too bad! haha
Hope this inspires anyone hiding in their closet. Closets are for high heels. Not people.
One of the best moments of my entire life:
I F***ING LOVE YOU ALL.
SERIOUSLY.
love.
Lesbian Witchcraft
Her: It smells witchy in here. Do you always burn incense?
Smoke curls around her face.
She looks exactly like Brooke Shields in the 90's.
Me: No, just sometimes.
Her: I like it. I burn incense when I do witchcraft.
Smoke curls around her face.
She looks exactly like Brooke Shields in the 90's.
Me: No, just sometimes.
Her: I like it. I burn incense when I do witchcraft.
This interview is so gay
Me: Ya man, my blog has blown up. 7000 views in 3 months! It's averaging 500+ a day now. It's crazy
Him: Why do you think it's become so popular?
Me: Well.....I think there aren't that many lesbians in the fashion industry. Or ones who are open about it. There is Jenna Lyon the CEO of JCrew (LOVEYOUJENNA!!!!) Also, there aren't many femme-lesbian blogs where women really talk about what it's like to be gay and to work in fashion. And my blog is all true, brutally honest, and sincere. I think people feel that. I think because it applies to a lot of people-the things I'm going through and coming out of the closet
Him: Do you think it's mostly lesbians reading it?
Me: I think so.....I'm not sure though. Most of the emails I am getting from women are from fem's in Los Angeles.
Him: Can I ask you something that might be offensive?
Me: Ya, sure. It's all good
Him: Ok...so....
*Pause*
Him: So like...in a lesbian relationship does one of you take on the "masculine" traits and the other becomes more feminine? I mean, does one of you become the "man"?
Me: No no. One of the women doesn't have to take on "masculine" traits. Lot's of fems are only attracted to fems.
Him: I see
Me: And don't worry, the other day a curious "straight woman" started asked me a lot of questions about lesbian sex. I don't mind. Then I started asking HER questions about her experiences with women. Then she immediately stopped asking me things! haha
We both laugh
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Awkward Lesbian Dr. Appointment
Dr: Are you on the pill?
Me: No
Dr: You might get pregnant.
Me: I doubt that
Dr: (Eyebrow lift)
My ex-girlfriend was right. You never stop coming out of the closet. This happens. every. day.
Not the doctor appointment part. Just the telling people you are gay part.
Me: No
Dr: You might get pregnant.
Me: I doubt that
Dr: (Eyebrow lift)
My ex-girlfriend was right. You never stop coming out of the closet. This happens. every. day.
Not the doctor appointment part. Just the telling people you are gay part.
Lesbihonest
Me: I love living in the city
Her: One day, you will end up in the country when you meet the right man
Me: That's not how being gay works
WTF. haha
Seriously.
Her: One day, you will end up in the country when you meet the right man
Me: That's not how being gay works
WTF. haha
Seriously.
