....hipster or lesbian?
Are her glasses prescription?
What does the plaid mean?
Is the vegan thing a hint.....?
....she's looking at me still....
I see your undercut.
I. See. You.
What does the plaid mean?
Is the vegan thing a hint.....?
....she's looking at me still....
I see your undercut.
I. See. You.
Lesbian Apologies
Her: I am kind of upset that you didn't tell me you were gay in person when we were in Jamaica
Ok. I am sorry and sincerely apologize that I didn't tell you all in person or individually. There are a bunch of reasons.
Firstly, it was terrifying and also I (was) embarrassed. I'm not embarrassed anymore. Now it's like, "Hey, this is who I am! That's that." But ya it's hard telling people.
Jamaica was about my sister's wedding. Not about me. And also, I was so not ready.
When I posted "I'm a lesbian" on my Facebook wall I kind of wanted to die and also dance around at the same time.
The other night I was at a loud outdoor art party and a guy asked for my number. I straight up told him and he was like, "Wow! You are so upfront. Thank you!"
I mean, what is the point of not telling him and giving him my number? I don't want to play games. The only game I want to play is the rapper while I sing along in the shower.
So ya, hopefully you can understand. I meant no disrespect.
It really wasn't much of a secret to a lot of people anyways haha
If you hung out with me you would realize I would have 2 drinks and suddenly start hitting on the blonde lady in the black sequin dress on New Years Eve....
What? I just like sequins guys.
...haha
Ok. I am sorry and sincerely apologize that I didn't tell you all in person or individually. There are a bunch of reasons.
Firstly, it was terrifying and also I (was) embarrassed. I'm not embarrassed anymore. Now it's like, "Hey, this is who I am! That's that." But ya it's hard telling people.
Jamaica was about my sister's wedding. Not about me. And also, I was so not ready.
When I posted "I'm a lesbian" on my Facebook wall I kind of wanted to die and also dance around at the same time.
The other night I was at a loud outdoor art party and a guy asked for my number. I straight up told him and he was like, "Wow! You are so upfront. Thank you!"
I mean, what is the point of not telling him and giving him my number? I don't want to play games. The only game I want to play is the rapper while I sing along in the shower.
So ya, hopefully you can understand. I meant no disrespect.
It really wasn't much of a secret to a lot of people anyways haha
If you hung out with me you would realize I would have 2 drinks and suddenly start hitting on the blonde lady in the black sequin dress on New Years Eve....
What? I just like sequins guys.
...haha
Kiss It Better
Via text:
Her: I had my braces tightened yesterday so my mouth is owie right now
Me: Aw:( here I'll kiss it better
And if that doesn't help.....cats.
Her: I had my braces tightened yesterday so my mouth is owie right now
Me: Aw:( here I'll kiss it better
And if that doesn't help.....cats.
Barbie Girl In A Fourth Wave Feminist World
Me: I saw an add in the window of Forever 21 for their Barbie Collection and I HAD to go in and check it out. I felt like the worst fourth wave feminist ever haha
My liberated lesbian friend: Haha, actually I read an article that said Barbie is an astronaut, a doctor...a police officer... she has lots of different careers! So she is an educated doll!
Last year I was Barbie in the box for Halloween....I guess you can take Barbie out of the closet.... but you can't take the Barbie out of the girl....or something like that....haha idk I'm blonde, mmmk?
Lesbians in lofts! (Alliteration! Oooooooo)
Him: I would love to live in a loft
Me: You should!
Him: My friends say no because then I won't get a girl. They say there has to be a proper bedroom.
Me: Really? I love lofts.....I'm gay though
Him: Haha! That doesn't make you less of a girl! You are definitely a girl.
Me: Last time I checked...was a while ago though
Him: Hahaha you should probably make sure
Me: Probably
Me: You should!
Him: My friends say no because then I won't get a girl. They say there has to be a proper bedroom.
Me: Really? I love lofts.....I'm gay though
Him: Haha! That doesn't make you less of a girl! You are definitely a girl.
Me: Last time I checked...was a while ago though
Him: Hahaha you should probably make sure
Me: Probably
Godzillakitty
Her: I am going to a lesbian event tonight
Me: Jealous! Can I come?
(insert pouty cat face)
Her: Yes you can!!
Me: Yesssssssssss!
Me: Jealous! Can I come?
(insert pouty cat face)
Her: Yes you can!!
Me: Yesssssssssss!
Here's a photo of me searching for my soul mate.
Just a normal Friday
Ya know
