Puppybowl!!!
You guys!
There SHOULD be a Puppybowl!
I would totally watch that! Labs Vs. Poodles!
Half time show: Grumpy Cat.
Done!
First Funeral
Went to the first funeral of my life today.
The service was really thoughtful....
sometimes it's hard to find the perfect words for a friend at a time like this...
none of them seem good enough ....
or seem to reach far enough...
or to be consoling enough.....
which is when I resort to being exactly like a Labrador Retriever who puts it's paw on your foot when you are crying. I don't have words. But I'm here. And have limitless word-less hugs for you.
The service was really thoughtful....
sometimes it's hard to find the perfect words for a friend at a time like this...
none of them seem good enough ....
or seem to reach far enough...
or to be consoling enough.....
which is when I resort to being exactly like a Labrador Retriever who puts it's paw on your foot when you are crying. I don't have words. But I'm here. And have limitless word-less hugs for you.
If it will make you smile
I will also do a really terrifying twerk style floor dance that resembles this:
Pitbull attack
So a pitbull attacked Bettie(my dog) in the elevator. He almost bit my crotch! It was terrifying
some bi***es be crazy
She's a lady!
He sits on my couch.
I sit on on the ottoman.
Bettie (my dog) lays on the living room floor on her back, legs sprawled, begging for belly rubs.
Him: That's not very subtle
Me: Haha I know. My old roommate taught her to lay like that when she would say, "What do girls do for diamonds?!"
Him: Haha!
Me: I was like, "Hey! She's a lady!"
I sit on on the ottoman.
Bettie (my dog) lays on the living room floor on her back, legs sprawled, begging for belly rubs.
Him: That's not very subtle
Me: Haha I know. My old roommate taught her to lay like that when she would say, "What do girls do for diamonds?!"
Him: Haha!
Me: I was like, "Hey! She's a lady!"
The Rule Of Numb
I walk my dog until my legs go completely numb.
this takes about 15 minutes in -50 weather
