damn nature you scary
Dear Nature,
I love you and all your majestic goodness!!!
Love Brandy!
I'm pretty sure there is literally an ant in my pants.
You are the worst.
Also, I'm never sitting in the grass ever EVER again.
....you know who I am.
I love you and all your majestic goodness!!!
Love Brandy!
-10 minutes later-
Dear Nature,I'm pretty sure there is literally an ant in my pants.
You are the worst.
Also, I'm never sitting in the grass ever EVER again.
....you know who I am.
Hey neighbour!
Met a man in the elevator who not only lives on the same floor as me but also has the
EXACT SAME
insanely massive glasses that I have.
We shared a minute of silent grinning on the way up. :)
I'm gay! Arrest me!
*hanging out with my lesbian friend
Me: Are you going to the festival?
Her: Not sure
Me: I went last year because Ani DiFranco was there
Her: Who's that?
Me: Whaaaa?! (teasing) Are you sure you are a lesbian?
*she laughs*
Me: Are you going to the festival?
Her: Not sure
Me: I went last year because Ani DiFranco was there
Her: Who's that?
Me: Whaaaa?! (teasing) Are you sure you are a lesbian?
*she laughs*
Ani DiFranco was basically the 90's version of Lady Gaga in Russia
Dear sir in the pantalones
Dear sir,
I know I was lurking creepily behind you at the dog park. I was trying to tell if I designed your pants...
Sorry/not sorry,
Brandy
I know I was lurking creepily behind you at the dog park. I was trying to tell if I designed your pants...
Sorry/not sorry,
Brandy
too many
Me: I love my bike. His name is Clive
Him: Nice. What made you name him Clive?
Me: He's the man for me haha
Him: Gives a good ride?
Me: Haha so so many witty things to say. I can't even decide.
Him: Haha too many
Nice n hot
Me: I'm not drinking right now
Her: Ohhhhhhhh
Me: Workin' on ma fitness haha
Her: You can't get hotter that's unfair
Me: Aw! Haha you are too kind
Her: I'm serious
Me: You aren't allowed abs then! Get rid of those haha
Her: Nice n hot.....totally not fair. You should be a bitch or less hot haha
Me: Haha! That might be the nicest compliment ever. Thank you!
Her: Ohhhhhhhh
Me: Workin' on ma fitness haha
Her: You can't get hotter that's unfair
Me: Aw! Haha you are too kind
Her: I'm serious
Me: You aren't allowed abs then! Get rid of those haha
Her: Nice n hot.....totally not fair. You should be a bitch or less hot haha
Me: Haha! That might be the nicest compliment ever. Thank you!
