Rage Against The Machine
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Me: AGHAHHHHHHGHHGHGHHHWHYYYHHHHHH?! Haha
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Me: AGHAHHHHHHGHHGHGHHHWHYYYHHHHHH?! Haha
the dance I do when I finally get in:
Crazy In Love (right meow)
Her: We haven't named our new cat, so we call him Kitty Cat
Me: I think that's cute!
Her: My husband doesn't like it. He was like(completely deadpan), "What if the cat has to apply for a job one day?"
Me: Haha!
Her(smiling): I was like, "Ahhh this is why I married him. Only he would say that."
This, is exactly what I want.
But in lesbian form.
True love.
...or, I would settle for being the lettuce in this Tegan/Sara/Taylor Swift sandwich.
just saying
just saying
Lesbian gang
Her: There used to be a cool lesbian bar but it closed down
Me: Oh ya? It seems lesbian places are hard to keep open
Her: Ya for sure, niche market I guess
Me: Also like, what if one group of lesbians doesn't like another group and it becomes even smaller, you know?
Her: Wow, is that a thing?
Me: I don't know. I'm not part of a lesbian gang. I do have a beanie though!
Me: Oh ya? It seems lesbian places are hard to keep open
Her: Ya for sure, niche market I guess
Me: Also like, what if one group of lesbians doesn't like another group and it becomes even smaller, you know?
Her: Wow, is that a thing?
Me: I don't know. I'm not part of a lesbian gang. I do have a beanie though!
Is there a pillow fighting gang? I would join that.
Lesbian Christmas Survival Guide
Her: Are you going home for Christmas?
Me: Yup!
Her: Have you seen your family since you came out?
Me: Nope!
Her: Huh...that's probably going to be really weird for you, hey?
Me: Yup!
To help I've created this three step
*Lesbian Christmas Survival Guide!*
1. Wine
2. Wine
3. Wine
High Five
Sliding on ice across three lanes of traffic, smashing into a concrete barrier, and getting out to discover NO damage felt a lot like God giving me a high five.
Looked a lot like this..... but with WAY more swear words before impact haha
it's not my suit
-at a formal Christmas party with the guy I traded costumes with on Halloween-
re:http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/11/trading-clothes.html
*I enthusiastically wave at him*
*we waves back*
Me: Hi! It's so awesome to see you again!
*we hug*
Me(gesturing to his suit): You look nice!
Him(gesturing to my black lace dress and heels): You too!
Me: I still have your bodysuit Halloween costume....I hung it up my closet with all my regular clothes. It makes me happy every time I see it. I was actually going to wear it tonight.
*he heartily laughs*
re:http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/11/trading-clothes.html
*I enthusiastically wave at him*
*we waves back*
Me: Hi! It's so awesome to see you again!
*we hug*
Me(gesturing to his suit): You look nice!
Him(gesturing to my black lace dress and heels): You too!
Me: I still have your bodysuit Halloween costume....I hung it up my closet with all my regular clothes. It makes me happy every time I see it. I was actually going to wear it tonight.
*he heartily laughs*
What I am doing today:
(the only suitable thing to do after a weekend jam packed full of delightful Christmas shenanigans)
p.s. belly rub?
