Los Angeles New Years Eve !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS!!!!!
I JUST FOUND OUT.............
I JUST FOUND OUT.............
I'M GOING TO BE IN LA FOR NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M A LITTLE EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!
Compton, watch out.
Going deaf
Dr: So, has anyone ever mentioned that you might have hearing problems?
Me: Ya, my ex-boyfriend was like, "You need to get your hearing checked! You are going deaf!" But instead I broke up with him.
Problem solved.
My last secret
When I pop the hood and pour window washer fluid into my little red car
I pretend I am Megan Fox in Transformers
fixing the engine
like a bad-ass
you now know all my secrets
Gay for the stay
Me: Whoah, that's crazy you are a correctional officer! Do you watch Orange Is The New Black???
Her: YES!
Me: Is it really like that?
Her: Ohhhyaa they are all gay for the stay
Her: YES!
Me: Is it really like that?
Her: Ohhhyaa they are all gay for the stay
We judge
-last week-
Her (my lesbian friend): What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Going on a date!
Her: I want to ask with who but I don't want to gossip....the community is so bad for that....
Her (my lesbian friend): What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Going on a date!
Her: I want to ask with who but I don't want to gossip....the community is so bad for that....
oh girl
Cat fight
Her: So I ran into this douchebag guy I used to date with his new girlfriend and I don't even use Twitter but she immediately "Tweeted" or "Twittered" or whatever it's called and was SUPER mean about me
Him: How many mean things can you say in 140 characters?!
Him: How many mean things can you say in 140 characters?!
How this would be solved in nature:
