How I "became" a lesbian
Me: So one of my ex-boyfriend's friends sent me a weird text yesterday like, "Rumour has it you became a lesbian. Well, as long as you are happy, congrats" haha
My awesome gay friend: Whaaaa?!
Me: I KNOW....I was like ummm, what? haha
-at 2am awesome gay friend texted me this-
hahaha
so much win
Ellen Breaks The Internet
soooooo this just made my day hahaha
(Almost) Too Gay To Function
Me: I got this rad tuque in Montreal! I love it. I wear it when I'm having a bad hair day
Her: Hahaha that is such a lesbian thing
Me: Really?
Her: Ohhhh totally
-she points to a girl with a skrillex haircut, geek glasses, and a tuque-
Her: Hahaha that is such a lesbian thing
Me: Really?
Her: Ohhhh totally
-she points to a girl with a skrillex haircut, geek glasses, and a tuque-
touche
touche
First Date
Him: So how was your date?
Me: Great! Omg!
Him: What?
Me: Ok so this super drunk lesbian asked my date out while we were on the date. It was soooo awkward and funny haha and then when she found out we were on a date she apologized and bought us whiskey sours
Him: Bahaha that's hilarious
femme problems lol
luckily the benefits outweigh the cons
Rehab
they tried to make me go to rehab I said bow-wow-wow
#snow #winter
Sexy non-sexy-time date
-2 girls and a guy go to a bar-
no, for real
Her: You totally should come to the Christmas party!
Me(I turn to my guy friend): You can be my sexy date!
Him: Ok!
Me: I mean....like....my non-sexy-time sexy date
Him: Haha don't worry I know what you meant
Me: Haha sweet
no, for real
Her: You totally should come to the Christmas party!
Me(I turn to my guy friend): You can be my sexy date!
Him: Ok!
Me: I mean....like....my non-sexy-time sexy date
Him: Haha don't worry I know what you meant
Me: Haha sweet
.....wrong cake guys....wrong cake.
