Don't tell my Dad
...I also have pretty clear memories of pretending to fall down the stairs to earn gummy bears :/
Please don't tell my Dad on me.
It can be our secret.
(above: baby me)
(could this outfit scream "lipstick butch!" more? jeesh haha)
(could this outfit scream "lipstick butch!" more? jeesh haha)
simple creature
-via text-
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Him: Whatchudewing gurrrl?!
Me: Just got home! Had such a rad day!
Him: What happened?
Me: Work was awesome!!! And I set up my Christmas tree! But mostly work was awesome!!!
And I got a new hat!
I am a simple creature
(woooo NY!!! my fav!)
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How?!
Him: How did your blog get so popular SO fast?!
It's a lesbian secret.
as always, I will trade you for a date with Megan Fox
....I wanted to find a photo of her in a cute Santa hat but this will have to suffice
Botox
In Canada we don't need botox.
We have winter.
Which basically freezes your face for 6 months a year.
And your knees....always the knees.
light one up
Him(cute accent): You are so sweet and innocent, but also naughty!
Me: Haha
-I give him a mischievous grin-
Him: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Shopping for Christmas lights at Urban Outfitters with my lesbian friend!
Him: You two are going to light one up!
Me: Hahaha!
-he looks confused-
Me: .....do you know what "light one up" means?
Him:......no
-I put two fingers to my lips and pretend to inhale-
Him: Ohhhhh!....are you sure?
Me:......no haha
Me: Haha
-I give him a mischievous grin-
Him: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Shopping for Christmas lights at Urban Outfitters with my lesbian friend!
Him: You two are going to light one up!
Me: Hahaha!
-he looks confused-
Me: .....do you know what "light one up" means?
Him:......no
-I put two fingers to my lips and pretend to inhale-
Him: Ohhhhh!....are you sure?
Me:......no haha
we are two of a kind
More glitter, not cowbell
Me: Let's go do something!
Her: I can't have to sleep
Me: Booooo you suck
Her: What did you have in mind?
Me: I wanted to go dancing but all plans have fallen apart. Now snuggling with my dog in yoga pants lol
Her: That sounds pretty win win
Me: You should come over! We can get naked, dance around, and eat pizza! Just kidding. About the pizza part.
Her: I can't have to sleep
Me: Booooo you suck
Her: What did you have in mind?
Me: I wanted to go dancing but all plans have fallen apart. Now snuggling with my dog in yoga pants lol
Her: That sounds pretty win win
Me: You should come over! We can get naked, dance around, and eat pizza! Just kidding. About the pizza part.
basically a smaller version of this
but with more glitter
