Built to feel
-hanging with my friend-
Him: You are so sensual
-I smile at him-
Him: So affectionate.
-I shake my head no-
-he shakes his head no but with question mark eyebrows-
Me(trying to be serious): Nope, not affectionate at all.
-we both laugh-
Him: You are so sensual
-I smile at him-
Him: So affectionate.
-I shake my head no-
-he shakes his head no but with question mark eyebrows-
Me(trying to be serious): Nope, not affectionate at all.
-we both laugh-
the only crime is withholding real love.
and disrespecting your body.
we are built to feel
My Grown-Ass-Woman Lesbian Breakup
The following evidence seems to be pointing me in the direction of being a fully functional adult
or
as some would say, "Being a grown-ass-woman"
(hides stick-on earrings behind back and nods in agreement with shifty eyes)
I just had what can most easily be described as the most amiable "breakup" of my entire life.
(and I'm pretty sure we are legit going to still be friends)
(and I'm pretty sure we are legit going to still be friends)
......quotation marks because it's complicated.
Like it always is, amiright?
Like it always is, amiright?
But not "complicated" like that time I broke up with that guy
and he broke into my place through the kitchen window
and then stole my ID and then said it ended up in his jeans "by accident" (WTF?!) AND THEN drove around the dog park for hours car-stalking me.
Not like that.
Top 25 Posts Of 2014!
Top 25 Posts Of 2014
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1. Lesbian guide to Montreal:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/lesbian-guide-to-montreal.html
2. The Parisian Way: Following Love
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/what-its-like-being-lesbian-in-dress.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/orange-is-new-brandy.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/tinder-vs-plenty-of-fish-notes-from.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/i-knew-i-loved-you-when.html
7. Pastiche Not Pistachio
8. Tchaikovsky You Rascal
9. I crashed the NYE Party
10. Lesbian Santa Letter
11. More glitter, not cowbell
12. Shaved My Head! (lesbian haircuts for everyone!)
13. This interview is so gay
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14. At the cocktail party
15. French kiss
16. Pork, Rainbow Balloons, And One Sexy Girlfriend
17. Lesbian Witchcraft
18. It got better
***aaaaaand this happened
19. You are free
20. Snow storm in June
21. Love her
22. Lesbian sex ISN'T "real" sex
23. How love works
24. They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
25. Girl Crush
Under the seat
Me: I found a bottle of wine under the passenger seat of my car today
Her: Haha! Nice! So, have you and your ex spoken yet?
Me: No she won't talk with me. She's vanished. Maybe she's hiding under the seat too!
I put my head under the table
Me: Oh hey! How's it going girl?!
-she laughs-
-she laughs-
you know guys, some beautiful things, they just don't last
I see you
Food was a good choice.
Second best choice I made today.
First being seeing you.
She:
She:
is a sort of flawless mirage of Dadaism chaos
the kind of woman you immediately fall hopelessly in love with:
slender and hidden beneath a massive semi-transparent t-shirt
jeans ripped at the knees
combined with a deeply sincere aura of not-giving-a-fuck
her studio:
empty except for a desk
curiously placed neither near the window, the door, or the centre of the room
her designer handbag is flung by the entrance
oblivious to it's own value.
on her desk is a sewing machine
she tells me she could never work in a cubicle again
she's French, I think
and when I slam the window
the glass shatters onto the sidewalk
frightening the photographer's dog
