dating this awesome chick
-driving-
Her: Tomorrow, can we stop at the fabric store?
Her friend: Why?
Her(super excited): I want to make a quilt with cats on it!
Her: Tomorrow, can we stop at the fabric store?
Her friend: Why?
Her(super excited): I want to make a quilt with cats on it!
haha
explosion of cuteness.
explosion of cuteness.
modes of seduction
-drinks with my buddy-
Me: I have 2 modes of seduction, smooth and nerdy
*I give him weird sexy eyes*
Him: Brandy, I have never seen you be smooth
Me: Hey!
*I punch his arm*
Me: Hahaha by smooth I obviously meant awkward and cute
Him: Hahaha pretty much! I'm the same.
Me: I have 2 modes of seduction, smooth and nerdy
*I give him weird sexy eyes*
Him: Brandy, I have never seen you be smooth
Me: Hey!
*I punch his arm*
Me: Hahaha by smooth I obviously meant awkward and cute
Him: Hahaha pretty much! I'm the same.
you have game
-she looks under the table-
Her: I can't find the missing pieces
-I peer across the wine glasses and pecans and under my left elbow-
Me: Oh! I have the game!
-I hold up a bag of orange pieces-
Her(smiling): Ya you have game.
-we both laugh-
Her: I can't find the missing pieces
-I peer across the wine glasses and pecans and under my left elbow-
Me: Oh! I have the game!
-I hold up a bag of orange pieces-
Her(smiling): Ya you have game.
-we both laugh-
XXX
Ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day.
And guess what?
It was totally fine.
Not that we acknowledged each other's existence.
We kind of circulated the way planets do:
without colliding.
Crazy In Love (right meow)
Her: We haven't named our new cat, so we call him Kitty Cat
Me: I think that's cute!
Her: My husband doesn't like it. He was like(completely deadpan), "What if the cat has to apply for a job one day?"
Me: Haha!
Her(smiling): I was like, "Ahhh this is why I married him. Only he would say that."
This, is exactly what I want.
But in lesbian form.
True love.
...or, I would settle for being the lettuce in this Tegan/Sara/Taylor Swift sandwich.
just saying
just saying
Kiss a girl in suspenders
"LOOK! HOOLA HOOP DANCERS!" my friend shouts to me
Two women in flapper dresses swing glowing rings around their bodies
I play with a stranger's boa
Kiss a girl in suspenders
In a sea of top hats
and pearls
