Dogsitter
Her: How much does she eat?
Me: One scoop twice a day
Her: Is there anything else I need to know about her?
Me: She loves snuggles!
*lady gives me an unamused look*
how is that not an appropriate answer?!
Hangry
is a very real thing
beautiful day
good music
leather pants
open toe heels
sunshine
watermelon
what more could a girl ask for?!
Canadian Catcalling
Walking Bettie at dusk on an empty street. A man on a bicycle crossed the centre line.
As he got near me I started to get a little nervous.
Then he just shouted, "WOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!" and biked away.
Canadians! Polite even when they are catcalling! Haha
Hear no evil
Him: Hey gorgeous! How are you feeling?
Me: Good! Great day! Having an allergic reaction to something though and my ear is twice as big as it should be
Him: Oooo, that's not good
Me: It will be ok. Ooo! Haha! I meant to text you and say it's like Pinocchio but my ear instead of my nose!
Him: From hearing things that aren't true!
Me: Good! Great day! Having an allergic reaction to something though and my ear is twice as big as it should be
Him: Oooo, that's not good
Me: It will be ok. Ooo! Haha! I meant to text you and say it's like Pinocchio but my ear instead of my nose!
Him: From hearing things that aren't true!
Tiny dancer
Sorry to diverge the convo from Hillary Clinton
but guys
.....am I the only one who thinks it looks like Diane Sawyer is wearing a body suit and no pants?!
....she could rock it.
....she could rock it.
