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Living in London, England

*giving a tour of my apartment*

Him: Oooo can I look?
Me: Ya sure
*he opens my closet*
Her: OMG I love this jacket!
Me: Aw thanks! I got it in England. It was my special thing when I lived there
Her: You lived in England?!
Him(smiling): This b**** has been everywhere!

Reasons the movie "Chef" is awesome:

1. It's super funny
2. It has John Leguizamo from Romeo and Juliet in it! He seems like a cool chill dude....we should be friends.
3. Sophia Vergara. I mean, come on.
she's pretty much perfect
4. The music is great!
5. The food looks sooooooo delicious omgggawwwwds. It reminded me of being in Montreal. People there take time to prepare and savour good food. I respect people who cook well. It truly is an art.
6. The little kid in it is adorable and looks remarkably like my nephew.....it's probably the hair. Anyways, soft spot. What can I say.
Cute munchkin.
7. I love that they end up going on a roadtrip. Everything about roadtrips is a yes. Always. Remember when the show "Weeds" went on the road?! Shenanigans! You really can't go wrong.
I want to go to Miami now
Go see it!
(it's on Netflix;))

wwwwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It's May.
It's snowing.
WTF.

(I have to create a new label/group for this post called "Surviving Canadian Summer. And by summer I mean winter. But in June!" Maybe that's too long.

I'll just go with, "AGHJHJHAAGHA!" a group dedicated to things too terrible for words!

Lightweight On Non-Date-Date

*I frolic over to him while he's cooking eggs and give him a bear hug*

Me: I'm a little drunk. First drink in 5 weeks! I had a glass of wine on my non-date-date
Him: Haha nice!
Me: My stomach and my cheeks got all warm like when you have never had alcohol before
Him(smiling): Awww!
it felt like this:

Shaving

I don't always shave my legs. 
But when I do I feel like I deserve a reward.

Coconut! Not coco-not!

Opened my first ever real coconut with my baaaaaaaaaare hands!
Ok, fine. 
I used a knife.
I'm still a badass!

and then I dance around like this in a victorious manner: