Nooooooooooooo!!!!
I missed the Ed Sheeran ticket sale :(
Now how will we meet, become besties, and frolic into the sunset with Taylor Swift together?!
Dear Nature,
I love you and all your majestic goodness!!!
Love Brandy!
-10 minutes later-
Dear Nature,
I'm pretty sure there is literally an ant in my pants.
You are the worst.
Also, I'm never sitting in the grass ever EVER again.
....you know who I am.
Her: My parents sent me to " gay conversion therapy" to "fix" me when I was like 10
Me: Oh? And how did that go?
Her: ....well.....I'm your girlfriend
*we both laugh*
Mangoes: proof there is a god.
Met a man in the elevator who not only lives on the same floor as me but also has the
EXACT SAME
insanely massive glasses that I have.
We shared a minute of silent grinning on the way up. :)