Creature of the night
But I don't want to go to bed.
I want to stay up all night listening to slam poetry in the dark in bed.
the boy is lost
"Marriage", said the gambler, "is too scary."
I laid all my cards out
We leaned over the table together
I whispered in his ear
(I don't know how to play)
He nodded
and I never saw him again
Brooke Candy lesbianing?
*he dances around the kitchen with my dog*
Me: Haha! Ya Bettie(dog) has aaaaallll the dance moves! Like Brooke Candy!
Him: Who is that?
Me: The rapper? She claims she is a lesbian but there is all this controversy because her lyrics are pretty hetero
-he googles and holds up his phone laughing-
Him: Oh for sure with those nails!
Me: Haha! Ya Bettie(dog) has aaaaallll the dance moves! Like Brooke Candy!
Him: Who is that?
Me: The rapper? She claims she is a lesbian but there is all this controversy because her lyrics are pretty hetero
-he googles and holds up his phone laughing-
Him: Oh for sure with those nails!
Girlfriend material
ahahaha
as you can tell I have always been both super stylish and into rainbows lol.
You know what that bonnet is made of?
Girlfriend material ;)
closer
he
gets closer on the couch puts
his
arm around me
gets closer on the couch puts
his
arm around me
I
move
he kisses me on the cheek
move
he kisses me on the cheek
he wants me
but
I want
you
I want
you
Walk of shame
*Sunday night eating sushi*
Her: Ya it was so....whoah! That guy isn't wearing any shoes!
-I twist around to see a normal looking guy crossing the street shoeless-
Me: Now THAT is the walk of shame!
Her: Ya it was so....whoah! That guy isn't wearing any shoes!
-I twist around to see a normal looking guy crossing the street shoeless-
Me: Now THAT is the walk of shame!
At least he didn't lose his pants like this girl...
not that I'm complaining.
not that I'm complaining.
