Ready
Oh glorious God of sun!
Or son of God!
THANK YOU
for the snow stopping and the sun coming out!
Beach, I am ready.
3 Parties, One Night
Last night:
drag queens
sangria
kitchen dancing
tacos
Cher
hugging her parents
a gentle hombre jumped into a dumpster to rescue my wallet
2 friends made out
a tall handsome man tried to kiss me
hockey game
pavlova
strobe lights
gay club
gay club
I love summer.
Universal Law Of Love
it is the universal law of love
that as soon as you are like,
"Meh, I'm over them"
they will show up in your life again
*shakes fist at sky*
Hillary Clinton(A WOMAN!) running for PRESIDENT
Y'all ready for this??!?
In case you haven't heard Hillary Clinton is running for PRESIDENT!
I'm not sure yet if I am endorsing her political points(need to read more).
But um, did I mention she's a WOMAN?!
This is amazing.
Wow.
What a fascinating time time in history we are witnessing!
Instant Karma
Bettie and I playing fetch.
She drops her ball by accident and then pees on it.
Another dog steals it.
Instant karma.
Muaha.
My gay kryptonite
Me: I ran into him the other day at a party
My friend: Oh? How was that?
Me: (exasperated) AGH.
Men chasing lesbians are like dogs chasing cars.
They have no idea what to do once they catch one.
