Naked And Famous
I find an art show while walking my dog
-via text-
Him: Hey! Whatcha up to?
Me: At an art show!
-I text him a picture of a painting of a naked man's backside-
Him: Hey! How did you get that pic of me?!
-via text-
Him: Hey! Whatcha up to?
Me: At an art show!
-I text him a picture of a painting of a naked man's backside-
Him: Hey! How did you get that pic of me?!
everyone loves a good mullet
HOLY BEST COSTUME EVER!
Ok, maybe not the best EVER, but this is AMAZINGLY AMAZING people.
if you are gay and you say you don't like this you are lying
no, shhhhh
just stop.
everyone loves a good mullet
stupidlesbianquestions.com
*in a hushed voice*
Her: People ask me obscenely inappropriate sex questions all the time when they find out I'm a lesbian. Does that happen to you?!
Me: Haha! Ya
Her: I wanted to start a website called stupidlesbianquestions.com where people would email their questions in and I would be like, "YES!" or (she raises her eyebrows and puts her hand up), "NooOOOooo!"
Her: People ask me obscenely inappropriate sex questions all the time when they find out I'm a lesbian. Does that happen to you?!
Me: Haha! Ya
Her: I wanted to start a website called stupidlesbianquestions.com where people would email their questions in and I would be like, "YES!" or (she raises her eyebrows and puts her hand up), "NooOOOooo!"
as you can see, no one wears the pants
Men In Pantyhose
-Getting ready for the pre-Halloween Halloween party-
*I lean on a wall while he irons his shirt*
*I lean on a wall while he irons his shirt*
Him: So I went into Winners and went up to this girl and was like, " I need some pantyhose" and she just showed me where. No reaction at all!
Me: Haha! Maybe that happens a lot to her?
Anticlimatic Boo Radley moment
Justin Timberlake, Dan Bilzerian, and Super Woman go to a party
*pre-Halloween Halloween party*
-Calvin Harris blasting on the stereo as we fly down the freeway-
Me: Love this song!
Justin Timberlake: I am a good dj?
Me: For sure!
The Dan Bilzerian moustache/beard situation in the back seat is too good for words
haha, oh man
haha, oh man
This is officially the song of the night:
high fives all around
awesome night
awesome night
Suuuuuuper Brandyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I will save your kitten!
Let's go!
yEEEEEeeeeaaaaaa sATURDAYS!
Halloween should be biannual.
Halloween should be biannual.
I want to wear this everyday. No one can stop me! No one.
At 3am Super Bettie rolled in. Such a lush!
