Sweaty Winter Habits
Every winter I get suuuuper into working out. It's really strange....maybe it has something to do with exercise endorphins replacing sunshine/vitaminD....who knows, not sure why.
Last year I even got biceps! It was pretty rad haha I was like, "Whaaa where did those come from?!!!?" One winter I even wanted to become a personal trainer. And another time I started training for the WBFF(same year I had biceps lol) Best part of the gym tonight was that I was alone so I was singing Pharrel Williams SUPER LOUD with my headphones in. Honey badger don't give a damn! Muahaaaaa
Last year I even got biceps! It was pretty rad haha I was like, "Whaaa where did those come from?!!!?" One winter I even wanted to become a personal trainer. And another time I started training for the WBFF(same year I had biceps lol) Best part of the gym tonight was that I was alone so I was singing Pharrel Williams SUPER LOUD with my headphones in. Honey badger don't give a damn! Muahaaaaa
Anyways, it's begun:)
Everytime I get back into going to the gym I'm like, "Wow! I feel AMAZING! Sweating rocks!" Haha
Here's a little Pharrel for ya. I suggest moon-walking.
Hmmm yup, definitely moon walking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfGMj10wOzg
Here's a little Pharrel for ya. I suggest moon-walking.
Hmmm yup, definitely moon walking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfGMj10wOzg
Born This Gay...I mean...Way
*3am*
-sharing pepperoni pizza and red wine with one of my closest friends-
Her: Ya totally, everyone is surprised and like "(confused eyebrow furrow)really?" when they find out
Me: Haha I know! I spent soooo much effort hiding that I'm gay and then I finally come out and no one believes me! The irony is almost too much!!
-we both laugh-
Me last year:
Surprise Party
-at my friend's surprise birthday party-
My friend: Did you know your ex-girlfriend was going to be here?
Me: What?
-I look up-
a wave of shock drops through my body
all my insides are accelerating at different speeds
all my insides are accelerating at different speeds
my stomach is in my lung
Too fat to model
Via Text
Me: Got my haircut today!
-I send him a pic-
Him: You model still? You look spectacular
Me: Too fat
Him: You don't look fat
Me: Got my haircut today!
-I send him a pic-
Him: You model still? You look spectacular
Me: Too fat
Him: You don't look fat
Too fat to model
Too happy to care
haha!
(plus, I quite enjoy having boobs and a sense of humour again)
But s*** it was 99 cents!
-Halloween costume shopping-
Him: AH! Are those platform boots?!
Me: Where?!
Him: Aw no they are just pumps. I was like, "I want those just for everyday use!"
Me: Hahahaha! I love you!
-we see a rack of vintage fur jackets-
Him: I really think we should just go as Macklemore!
Me(rapping): What-what-what-what
Him(rapping): Bada badada badada bada!
-I pull out a massive fur jacket-
Me(rapping): Probly shoulda washed this smells like R. Kelly's sheetssssss...
Him(rapping): But s*** it was 99 cents! Bag it!
Me(rapping): Imma take your Grandpa's style! Imma take your Grandpa's style! No, for real! Ask your Grandpa, can I have his hand-me-downs?
Him(rapping): Whatchu know bout rockin a wolf on your noggin
Him: AH! Are those platform boots?!
Me: Where?!
Him: Aw no they are just pumps. I was like, "I want those just for everyday use!"
Me: Hahahaha! I love you!
-we see a rack of vintage fur jackets-
Him: I really think we should just go as Macklemore!
Me(rapping): What-what-what-what
Him(rapping): Bada badada badada bada!
-I pull out a massive fur jacket-
Me(rapping): Probly shoulda washed this smells like R. Kelly's sheetssssss...
Him(rapping): But s*** it was 99 cents! Bag it!
Me(rapping): Imma take your Grandpa's style! Imma take your Grandpa's style! No, for real! Ask your Grandpa, can I have his hand-me-downs?
Him(rapping): Whatchu know bout rockin a wolf on your noggin
we
RULE!
I would tap that
-looking for tank tops-
Me: Hmmm......I really want to go for Thai food
Him: Oh man last night I drove past that place! I was like (he does the head nod), "I would tap that"
Me: Hmmm......I really want to go for Thai food
Him: Oh man last night I drove past that place! I was like (he does the head nod), "I would tap that"
