Awkward encounters of the lesbian variety
Yesterday I was trapped in an elevator for 2.5 excruciatingly long minutes with the straight man who figured out I'm gay and asked me for lesbian sex advice.
it was
SUPER AWKWARD
If there had been a window I would have done this:
he puts meat in my mailbox
Him: So is he still doing it?
Her: Not in the past couple days
Me: Doing what?
Her: My ex keeps putting meat in my mailbox
Me: Haha! What kind?
Her: Turkey bacon
Her: Not in the past couple days
Me: Doing what?
Her: My ex keeps putting meat in my mailbox
Me: Haha! What kind?
Her: Turkey bacon
Maybe she should make a dress out of it ala Lady Gaga
Sugar
Sugar is very bad for you.
Give me all your Halloween candy.
I will protect you.
Give me all your Halloween candy.
I will protect you.
Rainbow coffee
4:00pm- sleepy
5:00pm- sleepy
6:00pm- sleepy
7:00pm- falling asleep reading
8:00pm- sleepy
9:00pm- brush my teeth
10:00pm- get in bed
11:00pm- WIDE AWAKE UNTIL 2AM
WHYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE????!?
5:00pm- sleepy
6:00pm- sleepy
7:00pm- falling asleep reading
8:00pm- sleepy
9:00pm- brush my teeth
10:00pm- get in bed
11:00pm- WIDE AWAKE UNTIL 2AM
WHYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE????!?
Happy Monday guys!
Hope it's bright and delicious and spikes your blood sugar like this beaut rainbow slurpee.
I would have posted a pic of a MASSIVE coffee.
But they don't make rainbow coffee (yet)
One day my rainbow-ellas
.one day.
.one day.
#girlproblems
That festive time of year when one goes through one's bin of tights.
I seem to have 2 clear options for tonight's party:
1. Skanky with holes
2. Wool(not attractive in any way whatsoever)
I seem to have 2 clear options for tonight's party:
1. Skanky with holes
2. Wool(not attractive in any way whatsoever)
Screw you winter.
....at least I'm having a good hair day!
....at least I'm having a good hair day!
Have a great Saturday night guys.
No one can stop you!!!
NO.ONE.
