ummm, you are on fire
-I join in the lunch convo-
Girl #1: I can't cry
Me(sitting down): You can't? Why?
Girl #1(deadpan): I physically can but I have no soul
-I laugh-
Girl #2: Check out this one piece crochet jumper Miley Cyrus is wearing! I would totally wear it!
-she passes her phone to us-
Girl #1: If I ever see you wearing that I will light you on fire
Yolo
-we sit on my couch drinking red wine-
She casually takes her hair out of a pony tail. It smells nice-like shampoo. She has inquisitive eyes and perfect skin like a doll.
She casually takes her hair out of a pony tail. It smells nice-like shampoo. She has inquisitive eyes and perfect skin like a doll.
Her: So, what made you decide to come out of the closet?
Me: I guess I am nearing 30....also a bunch of people I knew who were all under 40 suddenly died from random causes. It freaked me out. I guess I was just like, "You only live once!"
Her: Did you just yolo?
Me: What is yolo?
That's sick yo
Me normally: I am a strong independent woman! Rrrrrrr!
Me today:
First person to bring me chicken soup and hugs wins an endless supply of my love and affection haha
What are you wearing
Actually baby, the most heinous pair of flannel pyjamas ever.
Not this:
The death flu that has been traveling through the office has finally finally gotten me.
I thought I had escaped it! And just as I went, "MUAAhahahaha! I won!" I started to feel it in my throat. Flu, I shake my fist at you!
There are really only two options for me tomorrow at work:
1. Take cold medicine which doesn't really work and makes me suuuuper out of it
2. Don't take cold medicine. Cry internally all day because my throat hurts so bad.
I instinctually can't skip work even if I look like I escaped from the crypt.
It's quite tragic. Damn morals. Always messing up my chances for a great day of hooky.
Please don't tell me you don't know Feris Bueller's Day Off.
It only has the most epic fringe vest of ALL TIME in it.
Passing out now.
so sleep..yy.....
Nyquil my frie..
frien
d..
ooooOOOOOoooooo
-at the posh haunted castle lounge-
Our stoic waiter brings us the bill.
I pull the small table lamp under my face so it illuminates my chin and make my eyes really big
Me: oooOOOOoooo!
Her: Haha! So is $2 enough of a tip for one drink? This place is nice
Me: I'm not sure...he did bring us those print outs of the ghost stories....
Her: Haha ya! Thanks for that! I'll never sleep again now!
Our stoic waiter brings us the bill.
I pull the small table lamp under my face so it illuminates my chin and make my eyes really big
Me: oooOOOOoooo!
Her: Haha! So is $2 enough of a tip for one drink? This place is nice
Me: I'm not sure...he did bring us those print outs of the ghost stories....
Her: Haha ya! Thanks for that! I'll never sleep again now!
Clutter
Dug out my winter clothes today.
Which led to me cleaning out my closet.
Like REALLY cleaning out my closet.
And finding some great things buried in there.
And finding some great things buried in there.
Why am I keeping stuff that brings back memories of bad times?
I actually have an entire section of my closet which I have been avoiding because there is 1 shirt over there which reminds me of something awful. Get rid of it girl! Seriously.
And then I started feeling guilty for getting rid of stuff.
BUT then I thought more and realized by keeping stuff I am never EVER going to wear I am actually being selfish because someone else could be using it to keep warm in this winter.
I am lucky enough to work in fashion design and always have a plethora of clothes.
I have so many winter clothes...lots of old ones that are kinda beat.....I want to go out tonight and give them to homeless people.
Need to find a big burly friend to come with me and protect me.
Any takers?
....I guess I could take Bettie.
