Barbie Girl In A Fourth Wave Feminist World
Me: I saw an add in the window of Forever 21 for their Barbie Collection and I HAD to go in and check it out. I felt like the worst fourth wave feminist ever haha
My liberated lesbian friend: Haha, actually I read an article that said Barbie is an astronaut, a doctor...a police officer... she has lots of different careers! So she is an educated doll!
Last year I was Barbie in the box for Halloween....I guess you can take Barbie out of the closet.... but you can't take the Barbie out of the girl....or something like that....haha idk I'm blonde, mmmk?
Lesbians in lofts! (Alliteration! Oooooooo)
Him: I would love to live in a loft
Me: You should!
Him: My friends say no because then I won't get a girl. They say there has to be a proper bedroom.
Me: Really? I love lofts.....I'm gay though
Him: Haha! That doesn't make you less of a girl! You are definitely a girl.
Me: Last time I checked...was a while ago though
Him: Hahaha you should probably make sure
Me: Probably
Me: You should!
Him: My friends say no because then I won't get a girl. They say there has to be a proper bedroom.
Me: Really? I love lofts.....I'm gay though
Him: Haha! That doesn't make you less of a girl! You are definitely a girl.
Me: Last time I checked...was a while ago though
Him: Hahaha you should probably make sure
Me: Probably
Godzillakitty
Her: I am going to a lesbian event tonight
Me: Jealous! Can I come?
(insert pouty cat face)
Her: Yes you can!!
Me: Yesssssssssss!
Me: Jealous! Can I come?
(insert pouty cat face)
Her: Yes you can!!
Me: Yesssssssssss!
Here's a photo of me searching for my soul mate.
Just a normal Friday
Ya know
Like a boss
Laying on living room floor.
Filling out cheques.
Like a boss.
Filling out cheques.
Like a boss.
Boo!
So, Halloween is approximately:
....not that I am counting or anything
I am this excited:
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
And will be practicing this for the next 44 days with my friend from work by the printers:
we RULE!
And will be practicing this for the next 44 days with my friend from work by the printers:
Banana Jurisdiction
Driving.
Singing and eating a banana.
Pull up beside a cop.
Hide banana.
Not sure what the jurisdiction on banana singing is.
