Doing Ecstasy In The Desert
-years ago-
-laying in bed watching movies together-
Me: Oh hey! I know that actor! He's dating the actress from Men In Trees! I can't remember her name...agh....
Him: Hmmm not sure
Me: She was a lesbian for a while
Him: Hmmm
Me: And then she did ecstasy and got lost in the desert. But who hasn't done that.
He looks up from his coffee and let's out a bewildered laugh.
-laying in bed watching movies together-
Me: Oh hey! I know that actor! He's dating the actress from Men In Trees! I can't remember her name...agh....
Him: Hmmm not sure
Me: She was a lesbian for a while
Him: Hmmm
Me: And then she did ecstasy and got lost in the desert. But who hasn't done that.
He looks up from his coffee and let's out a bewildered laugh.
secret messages in thou's spaghettiOs
Thou shall not run away with thy neighbours wife
Thou shall walk thy labradoodle
Thou shall not text thou's ex
Thou shall not text thou's ex
Thou shall spell secret messages in thou's spaghettiOs
Thou shall dance around living room vigorously to Django Django!
Ladykiller
At the improv show
We sit near the back on mismatched chairs
Her: I got my haircut today
Me: Oh ya! It's the same haircut so I didn't notice. Sorry
Her: That's ok
Me: I like it....you can't really mess this up though
*I gesture to her face*
Her: You're such a ladykiller
I meant it though.
We sit near the back on mismatched chairs
Her: I got my haircut today
Me: Oh ya! It's the same haircut so I didn't notice. Sorry
Her: That's ok
Me: I like it....you can't really mess this up though
*I gesture to her face*
Her: You're such a ladykiller
I meant it though.
oh hey Mom....
Her: So was your Mom surprised when you told her you are gay?
Me: No. I mean, like 2 years ago I was drunk and was texting one of my friends in Vancouver and accidentally texted my Mom and was like, "Aghhhh! Why aren't there any hot lesbians on Plenty Of Fish!?"
So um ya. haha. oh man
Wrecking Ball
Him: hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm wreckinghmmballll
hmmmm never fell so hard hmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Me: Do you know who this is?
Him: No idea
My Dad humming Miley Cyrus.
So. Much. Win.
love her
Her soft brown hair spreads across the blanket.
We look into each other's faces in the pitch black.
"Do you still love her?" she asks
"Ya. I love her and I kind of hate her." I say
I would have let her cat eat my leather skirt.
