Delightfully Strange
Her(disapproving): You are weird.
Me(enthusiastic): No, I'm delightfully strange!
Me(enthusiastic): No, I'm delightfully strange!
At first I was offended and sad.
But then I realized
I have a f***ing blast about 85% of the time haha
I have a f***ing blast about 85% of the time haha
It turns out a synonym for eccentric is queer actually.
Found that lucky charm in the rainbow isle of Google;)
Next to some plaid shirts.
we are born free
-phone rings-
Me: Hey!
My Mom: Hey! What are you up to?
Me: Just got out of the shower
My Mom: Haha did you know were you were really little after a bath you would always strut through the living room naked and go, "Like my outfit!?"
Me: Haha!
Me: Hey!
My Mom: Hey! What are you up to?
Me: Just got out of the shower
My Mom: Haha did you know were you were really little after a bath you would always strut through the living room naked and go, "Like my outfit!?"
Me: Haha!
we are born free
Ice Skating PUA
-I lean on the door frame-
Me: We should go ice skating this winter
Him: I was learning to skate but I never learned how to stop properly
Me: Me too!
Him: The instructor was incredibly beautiful so I would just run into her instead
Me: Haha! That's actually pretty genius
Me: We should go ice skating this winter
Him: I was learning to skate but I never learned how to stop properly
Me: Me too!
Him: The instructor was incredibly beautiful so I would just run into her instead
Me: Haha! That's actually pretty genius
Sweaty Winter Habits
Every winter I get suuuuper into working out. It's really strange....maybe it has something to do with exercise endorphins replacing sunshine/vitaminD....who knows, not sure why.
Last year I even got biceps! It was pretty rad haha I was like, "Whaaa where did those come from?!!!?" One winter I even wanted to become a personal trainer. And another time I started training for the WBFF(same year I had biceps lol) Best part of the gym tonight was that I was alone so I was singing Pharrel Williams SUPER LOUD with my headphones in. Honey badger don't give a damn! Muahaaaaa
Last year I even got biceps! It was pretty rad haha I was like, "Whaaa where did those come from?!!!?" One winter I even wanted to become a personal trainer. And another time I started training for the WBFF(same year I had biceps lol) Best part of the gym tonight was that I was alone so I was singing Pharrel Williams SUPER LOUD with my headphones in. Honey badger don't give a damn! Muahaaaaa
Anyways, it's begun:)
Everytime I get back into going to the gym I'm like, "Wow! I feel AMAZING! Sweating rocks!" Haha
Here's a little Pharrel for ya. I suggest moon-walking.
Hmmm yup, definitely moon walking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfGMj10wOzg
Here's a little Pharrel for ya. I suggest moon-walking.
Hmmm yup, definitely moon walking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfGMj10wOzg
Born This Gay...I mean...Way
*3am*
-sharing pepperoni pizza and red wine with one of my closest friends-
Her: Ya totally, everyone is surprised and like "(confused eyebrow furrow)really?" when they find out
Me: Haha I know! I spent soooo much effort hiding that I'm gay and then I finally come out and no one believes me! The irony is almost too much!!
-we both laugh-
Me last year:
Surprise Party
-at my friend's surprise birthday party-
My friend: Did you know your ex-girlfriend was going to be here?
Me: What?
-I look up-
a wave of shock drops through my body
all my insides are accelerating at different speeds
all my insides are accelerating at different speeds
my stomach is in my lung
