Girl Crush
Last night:
Her- insanely gorgeous....just ridiculous
Me- jaw on floor
*we are dancing*
Her: It's so loud, do you want to go outside?
Me: Ya sure let's go
-we sit down, it's chilly-
Her: You are so beautiful
Me(blushing): Awwww no! You are
(whaaaaa? ...did I die?....am I in heaven?)
Her: Here, take my number. Call me.
(OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, SERIOUSLY)
Her- insanely gorgeous....just ridiculous
Me- jaw on floor
*we are dancing*
Her: It's so loud, do you want to go outside?
Me: Ya sure let's go
-we sit down, it's chilly-
Her: You are so beautiful
Me(blushing): Awwww no! You are
(whaaaaa? ...did I die?....am I in heaven?)
Her: Here, take my number. Call me.
(OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, SERIOUSLY)
Too fat to model
Via Text
Me: Got my haircut today!
-I send him a pic-
Him: You model still? You look spectacular
Me: Too fat
Him: You don't look fat
Me: Got my haircut today!
-I send him a pic-
Him: You model still? You look spectacular
Me: Too fat
Him: You don't look fat
Too fat to model
Too happy to care
haha!
(plus, I quite enjoy having boobs and a sense of humour again)
But s*** it was 99 cents!
-Halloween costume shopping-
Him: AH! Are those platform boots?!
Me: Where?!
Him: Aw no they are just pumps. I was like, "I want those just for everyday use!"
Me: Hahahaha! I love you!
-we see a rack of vintage fur jackets-
Him: I really think we should just go as Macklemore!
Me(rapping): What-what-what-what
Him(rapping): Bada badada badada bada!
-I pull out a massive fur jacket-
Me(rapping): Probly shoulda washed this smells like R. Kelly's sheetssssss...
Him(rapping): But s*** it was 99 cents! Bag it!
Me(rapping): Imma take your Grandpa's style! Imma take your Grandpa's style! No, for real! Ask your Grandpa, can I have his hand-me-downs?
Him(rapping): Whatchu know bout rockin a wolf on your noggin
Him: AH! Are those platform boots?!
Me: Where?!
Him: Aw no they are just pumps. I was like, "I want those just for everyday use!"
Me: Hahahaha! I love you!
-we see a rack of vintage fur jackets-
Him: I really think we should just go as Macklemore!
Me(rapping): What-what-what-what
Him(rapping): Bada badada badada bada!
-I pull out a massive fur jacket-
Me(rapping): Probly shoulda washed this smells like R. Kelly's sheetssssss...
Him(rapping): But s*** it was 99 cents! Bag it!
Me(rapping): Imma take your Grandpa's style! Imma take your Grandpa's style! No, for real! Ask your Grandpa, can I have his hand-me-downs?
Him(rapping): Whatchu know bout rockin a wolf on your noggin
we
RULE!
Papi
I am pretty sure my neighbours think I am calling my dog "Papi" and not "Puppy".
#precoffeeslur #mooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrrcaffeine #fridaymorning #woooooooo!
If they ask, I will just say I named her after the L Word character:
#precoffeeslur #mooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrrcaffeine #fridaymorning #woooooooo!
If they ask, I will just say I named her after the L Word character:
They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
*Saturday* Brandy goes to a wedding. At 2am Brandy finally finds the only other lesbian at this party. They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
*Monday* Cute wedding girl texts Brandy. They make plans to meet up. Brandy is happy.
*Wednesday* Brandy mets a comedian on Tinder. Brandy thinks, "Sweet!". Brandy goes to comedian's show.
-at the show-
The comedian: I am excited about moving to Toronto because there are more than 10 lesbians there!
-everyone laughs-
Me(in my mind): There must be more than 10 in this whole city
*Thursday* Brandy finds out that comedian girl already has a girlfriend. Brandy is sad but is happy to have a new friend. Later at night Brandy is looking through the comedian's Facebook photos and see's a photo of the wedding girl with the comedian. (Brandy can't lift one eyebrow but if she could she would right here). Brandy texts the wedding girl. Brandy finds out the wedding girl used to date the comedian girl.
*Monday* Cute wedding girl texts Brandy. They make plans to meet up. Brandy is happy.
*Wednesday* Brandy mets a comedian on Tinder. Brandy thinks, "Sweet!". Brandy goes to comedian's show.
-at the show-
The comedian: I am excited about moving to Toronto because there are more than 10 lesbians there!
-everyone laughs-
Me(in my mind): There must be more than 10 in this whole city
*Thursday* Brandy finds out that comedian girl already has a girlfriend. Brandy is sad but is happy to have a new friend. Later at night Brandy is looking through the comedian's Facebook photos and see's a photo of the wedding girl with the comedian. (Brandy can't lift one eyebrow but if she could she would right here). Brandy texts the wedding girl. Brandy finds out the wedding girl used to date the comedian girl.
THERE REALLY ARE ONLY 10 LESBIANS IN THIS ENTIRE CITY
...kinda reminds me of this haha
I would tap that
-looking for tank tops-
Me: Hmmm......I really want to go for Thai food
Him: Oh man last night I drove past that place! I was like (he does the head nod), "I would tap that"
Me: Hmmm......I really want to go for Thai food
Him: Oh man last night I drove past that place! I was like (he does the head nod), "I would tap that"
