Smoke show
loud hip hop music
-she poses on the edge of the couch wearing 3 inch black heels-
Me: Ah yes! That's good!
-I take her photo-
Her: You can paint me!
Me: Yes!
Her: So we were together like 2 weeks and I asked him if he was seeing anyone else
Him(baffled): I was like, "No!"
Me: Well, obviously. Have you seen this smoke-show?! (I gesture to her sitting on the couch) What more could you possibly want?
-she poses on the edge of the couch wearing 3 inch black heels-
Me: Ah yes! That's good!
-I take her photo-
Her: You can paint me!
Me: Yes!
Her: So we were together like 2 weeks and I asked him if he was seeing anyone else
Him(baffled): I was like, "No!"
Me: Well, obviously. Have you seen this smoke-show?! (I gesture to her sitting on the couch) What more could you possibly want?
I work out!
Went to the gym today!
Can't lie, feeling pretty proud.
This should earn me bragging rights for at least 2 days.
#girlproblems
That festive time of year when one goes through one's bin of tights.
I seem to have 2 clear options for tonight's party:
1. Skanky with holes
2. Wool(not attractive in any way whatsoever)
I seem to have 2 clear options for tonight's party:
1. Skanky with holes
2. Wool(not attractive in any way whatsoever)
Screw you winter.
....at least I'm having a good hair day!
....at least I'm having a good hair day!
Have a great Saturday night guys.
No one can stop you!!!
NO.ONE.
Bed Head
-at work-
Her: Your hair looks nice!
Me: Thanks!!! You should have seen it this morning haha it was like, "SHHWWA!"
-I gesture an upward explosion-
Me: I sent a photo of it to my lesbian penpal!
Her: You have a penpal?!
My guy friend: Too cute!
Me: Oh, she's not actually a "penpal". We met through my blog. We always send each other photos of our crazy morning hair haha!
Her: Your hair looks nice!
Me: Thanks!!! You should have seen it this morning haha it was like, "SHHWWA!"
-I gesture an upward explosion-
Me: I sent a photo of it to my lesbian penpal!
Her: You have a penpal?!
My guy friend: Too cute!
Me: Oh, she's not actually a "penpal". We met through my blog. We always send each other photos of our crazy morning hair haha!
I'm saving them up for a montage.
Get ready guys.
She-Nannigans
-on the phone-
Her: Haha so how much of your blog is reality and how much is made up? You didn't really cook a turkey with the bag inside did you?
Me: It's all true
