Awkward encounters of the lesbian variety
Yesterday I was trapped in an elevator for 2.5 excruciatingly long minutes with the straight man who figured out I'm gay and asked me for lesbian sex advice.
it was
SUPER AWKWARD
If there had been a window I would have done this:
he puts meat in my mailbox
Him: So is he still doing it?
Her: Not in the past couple days
Me: Doing what?
Her: My ex keeps putting meat in my mailbox
Me: Haha! What kind?
Her: Turkey bacon
Her: Not in the past couple days
Me: Doing what?
Her: My ex keeps putting meat in my mailbox
Me: Haha! What kind?
Her: Turkey bacon
Maybe she should make a dress out of it ala Lady Gaga
Sugar
Sugar is very bad for you.
Give me all your Halloween candy.
I will protect you.
Give me all your Halloween candy.
I will protect you.
The fashion must go on!
-I run into my work friend in the kitchen-
-I fill my cup with coffee-
Me: Good, kinda tired today
Him: Needed an extra day this weekend?
-I smile-
Me: Naw, it's all good. The fashion must go on!
-He smiles-
I love my job
Girlfriends, Karl Lagerfeld's Cat, And Kate Bialowas
-got the below email this morning-
I don't know if she meant this in the queer way or the "Heeeeey girlfriend!" way or in the "I'm just being edgy" way. I have never used the word "date night" in context to a platonic hangout with a girl..... and I really don't think I am the ONLY femme that noticed this fantastical use of brackets! ....what I am really trying to say is....
Kate Bialowas,
we should be friends!
I'm having visions of us frolicking through fashion weeks together, picking out cute skirts in Soho, sharing fat free soy lattes from hipster coffee bars while discussing what Karl Lagerfeld's cat (Choupette) will do next!
I don't know if she meant this in the queer way or the "Heeeeey girlfriend!" way or in the "I'm just being edgy" way. I have never used the word "date night" in context to a platonic hangout with a girl..... and I really don't think I am the ONLY femme that noticed this fantastical use of brackets! ....what I am really trying to say is....
Kate Bialowas,
we should be friends!
I'm having visions of us frolicking through fashion weeks together, picking out cute skirts in Soho, sharing fat free soy lattes from hipster coffee bars while discussing what Karl Lagerfeld's cat (Choupette) will do next!
Let's do it.
Rainbow coffee
4:00pm- sleepy
5:00pm- sleepy
6:00pm- sleepy
7:00pm- falling asleep reading
8:00pm- sleepy
9:00pm- brush my teeth
10:00pm- get in bed
11:00pm- WIDE AWAKE UNTIL 2AM
WHYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE????!?
5:00pm- sleepy
6:00pm- sleepy
7:00pm- falling asleep reading
8:00pm- sleepy
9:00pm- brush my teeth
10:00pm- get in bed
11:00pm- WIDE AWAKE UNTIL 2AM
WHYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE????!?
Happy Monday guys!
Hope it's bright and delicious and spikes your blood sugar like this beaut rainbow slurpee.
I would have posted a pic of a MASSIVE coffee.
But they don't make rainbow coffee (yet)
One day my rainbow-ellas
.one day.
.one day.
